Monday, February 7, 2011

Courses for Women

Taught by men, for women.

101 - Avoiding Walking In Front Of The TV
102 - Doing Housework Without Complaining
103 - Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
104 - Going To The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105 - Understanding The Male Response To "Do I Look Okay?"
106 - Exercise: How It Keeps You From Looking Like Your Mother
107 - Learning How To Initiate Intimacy
108 - How To Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
109 - Understanding The Male Response To "Am I Fat?"
110 - Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not A Must
111 - Using The Thesaurus: Alternatives To "Make Love"
112 - The Weekend And Long Boring Walks Are Not Synonymous
113 - The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
114 - You Too Can Be The One To Hang Up The Phone
115 - Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
116 - Fishing: Being Able To Bait You Own Hook
117 - Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There
118 - Learning To Choose What To Wear In Less Than Four Hours
119 - Vacations: Doing Without Four Suitcases
120 - Makeup: The Less Is More Theory

Courses for Men

Taught by women, for men.

101 - P.M.S. - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
102 - You Too Can Do Housework
103 - How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
104 - We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas, Give Us Money
105 - Understanding The Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4AM
106 - Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception
107 - How To Not Act Like A Total Jerk When You Are Obviously Wrong
108 - Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
109 - Reasons To Give Flowers
110 - How To Stay Awake After
111 - Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
112a-You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
112b-The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take A Shower
113 - The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
114 - The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
115 - Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
116 - How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
117 - You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
118 - Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
119 - Real Men Ask For Directions
120 - How To Survive The Common Cold Like A Man


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